Consider Bridgette, as she shakes his hand.
Her girlfriend's baby boy's buck naked in the sand
Consider Bridgette, she just changed her mind.
She's flower-print-sun-dressed-up, right behind

There's a crack in my chest and I'm nobody's fool I guess
Nothing less, but I know to be cool unless
I forget and it happened with you, Bridgette,
I confess, I confess.

Consider Bridgette

Consider Bridgette, she flicks a stirrin' straw
As if her latest boyfriend wasn't waitin in the car
Consider Bridgette bye-bye she flies
And I can jump like a jack, but I'll never get that high.

There's a crack in my chest and I'm nobodies fool I guess
Nothing less, but I know to be cool unless
I forget and it happened with you, Bridgette,
I confess, I confess.